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Philza and Ranboo Bully Sam on the Dream SMP

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Published 2021/02/27

Trying to get FULL access to the prison on Dream SMP w/ Ranboo lmao Watch me LIVE https://twitch.tv/philza ✯ Follow me on twitter https://twitter.com/Ph1LzA :D Join the OFFICIAL Discord for behind the stream stuff! https://www.discord.gg/philza Edited by Kristin! :) Profile Pic was drawn by Glamist! https://twitter.com/Glamist_art https://www.deviantart.com/glamist https://www.patreon.com/glamist /channel/UCvsdQrg8SkOvS2WiVXA5S4A/store #Philza #Minecraft #DreamSMP

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@ph1lzaمنذ 3 سنوات Another edit comin in from the WIFE (Kristin!) :D 26266
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@aaronthestuffguy3485منذ 3 سنوات "sure grandpa go back to sleep"
And that ladies and gentlemen is how i lost it. 3233
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@nvight6258منذ 3 سنوات "I don't need a get-out-of-jail card, I will merely just break out "
thats our phil 2781
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@brittanybroquadio8846منذ 3 سنوات “PHIL I CANNOT CANONICALLY GIVE YOU A GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD” DJSJSWJSB 1993
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@mazing6959منذ 3 سنوات AwesamDude: "I built the most secure prison in all of minecraft"
Also AwesamDude: "what are iron blocks" 2071
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@mirandarose5298منذ 3 سنوات the “ill build you a memory machine” “i don’t wanna remember this” WAS SO FUNNY 1868
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@CloutmasterPhluphyyمنذ 3 سنوات "I'll kill you and not write it down before i steal from Phil" has to be the most badass threat I've heard 4110
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@cosmiccookie7715منذ 3 سنوات “Centuries are mere child’s play for me, I’ve seen many like you fall and you will not be the last”
“Sure Grandpa go back to sleep” 1147
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@Ace_Unic0rnمنذ 3 سنوات Sam; *being sassy as he can*
Ranboo; *full Gen Z mode while defending Phil's honour*
Phil; *wise old dad that's id="hidden1" class="buttons"> sleep deprived*
Foolish; *guy eating popcorn in he back while egging everyone on* ....وسعت 2263
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@prestongeoshsmith1521منذ 3 سنوات Alternative title:
Immortal winged war vet teaching his sons on how to scam a stranger with blocks of iron. 911
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@karma6400منذ 3 سنوات "But not as painful as what I inflicted on their enemies" hits really hard when you realize:
1.) He killed Wilbur, his own son, the most id="hidden2" class="buttons"> painful thing of all.
2.) He turned L'manburg into past-tense after the fact.
L'manburg was Will's greatest enemy in the end, and Phil inflicted much more pain to it than he did Will. ....وسعت 1593
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@Emma-zk1xkمنذ 3 سنوات Sam: "Dream can't escape because of a pp"
Ranboo: "YOU NEVER KNOW MAN!"
Best conversation ever 355
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@mytheonix6503منذ 3 سنوات when sam said "you cant kill me"
ranboo should have said "i know, but he can"
technoblade joined the game 4373
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@retrosavi431منذ 3 سنوات Immortal angel attempts to bargain with sentient creeper while sassy teenage enderman acts as his hypeman 581
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@xmangoz7040منذ 3 سنوات Phil’s dsmp character be like: and in the beginning, there was only Phil 1348
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@whyrubuyingclothesatasoupstoreمنذ 3 سنوات "Ranboo why are you even here, I was talking to phil"
you hear ranboo holding back from flexing that the blocks phil is trading are his 213
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@micah_eagleمنذ 3 سنوات The fact that Phil, as an ancient being, is just harassing a man for no reason besides thinking its funny, and having his enderman hybrid child follow id="hidden4" class="buttons"> his lead in causing chaos for no reason except personal entertainment has me cackling. This had me on the floor when he said "yeah my character is canonically really old, and I only have one life because he's only had one, thats why he's lived for so long."
(Bruh i love that Philza's lore is really just a reference to him being a hardcore streamer who lived in the same world for 5 irl years, which is a hella long time in minecraft time, so he's an ancient being with only one life because people who stream hardcore often live in those worlds for a long time, and the base of hardcore is that you only have one life, or else you're done.
They're so good at storytelling I'm done.) ....وسعت 363
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@cudalynnsمنذ 3 سنوات "I'll kill you and not write it down before I steal from Phil" and "DON'T YOU DARE SAY THOSE THINGS ABOUT PHIL OR ELSE"
Now that's just wholesome as hell. Standing up for his Dadza 251
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@Hailey--منذ 3 سنوات "Ranboo is going full gen Z" I mean, they weren't wrong 4105
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@accele.231منذ 3 سنوات phil only has 1 life because he's canonically the only character playing in hardcore 819
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@Vivlesمنذ 3 سنوات Can we thank Kristin for zooming in onto the in-game chat whenever Phil wasn’t vocally reading it? Because not having to pause in order to see what was being written in chat allowed me to have a smoother viewing experience of this video— which allowed me to appreciate the comedy provided by Phil and Ranboo so much more. :)
Also I am totally down with taking the extra information we got about Philza’s character to headcanon that dsmp!Philza is that type of Immortal being that CAN die, but stopped physically aging at a certain point in his life and therefore can’t die from old age. And the reason he only has 1 canon life is because that was the consequence of living this type of life. ....وسعت 360
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@laxmechanaia6031منذ 3 سنوات Phil: Centuries are mere childsplay for me. (says his character is extremely old, ranting in chat about how his life was like in centuries)
The fandom: sure grandpa go back to sleep 655
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@twelved4983منذ 3 سنوات If Ranboo says he doesn’t want to remember something you did, you know you messed up. 439
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@hzombieman7138منذ 3 سنوات Alternate title:
A internet dad and a 16 year old oreo bully a green mosster. 306
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@millyheartsمنذ 3 سنوات Love how an entire new piece of canonical angsty lore started as “Phil do you have any iron?” 952
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@crystalbaker1870منذ 3 سنوات “I don’t need the get out of jail free card.”
“I will merely just break out! ” 263
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@kryzai9302منذ 3 سنوات I am wise beyond my years.
Mere centuries are childplay.
I have seen many of you fall,
and you will not be the last. id="hidden8" class="buttons"> />—PhilzaMinecraft, the creator of Minecraft
This is poetry right here. ....وسعت 717
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@_JonahMarshall_منذ 3 سنوات "access to the prison ?"
"LOL"
"No"
Phil : *and I took that personally* 230
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@carpetjuiseمنذ 3 سنوات Holy shit when Phil looked at his 8 blocks of diamonds and said “I dont need diamonds” I remembered that Techno had like 24 blocks 898
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@meIIohiمنذ 3 سنوات This went from "I'll give you iron" to "I'll give you angst" 116
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@KijinKitsuneeمنذ 3 سنوات Ranboo literally having a meltdown at Philza offering all of his blocks is the funniest thing xD 5632
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@Eztli__Voidمنذ 3 سنوات "Dream isnt going to get out because of a pp"
"YOU NEVER KNOW MAN"
"HES DONE SOME CRAZY STUFF"
"even id="hidden9" class="buttons"> he cant do that"
"idk man"
Best.
Conversation.
Ever. ....وسعت 329
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@toshitajoshi3851منذ 3 سنوات Is everyone gonna ignore the fact that, Sam creating a creeper farm, is effectively him mass murdering his kind for resources. Right? 703
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@stardekiمنذ 3 سنوات the fact that they're exchanging angst like this from an IRON TRADE is flooring 97
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@sammara3218منذ 3 سنوات Philza: has sassed the Redstone massta for a while now
Ranboo: don’t worry dad! I got your back! I shall sass him the duck out!!! 114
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@aceofspades5498منذ 3 سنوات What is hilarious is that Sam didnt even question how Phil went from 32 ingots to 5 stacks 79
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@narmo1798منذ 3 سنوات Alternativ Title: Dad teaches his Children how to bully a stranger. 4238
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@shapeswitch_mood7221منذ 3 سنوات Imagine when Dream get out of prison, he tell Awesamdude that "It's all thanks to the sandstone pp." 127
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@icee_lemon5854منذ 3 سنوات I love how all of Phil's kids just wanna defend his honor from bad men 104
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@Thiccremoch162منذ 3 سنوات The shift from comedy to angst and then back is f a n t a s t I c 67
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@thederpinator6636منذ 3 سنوات I feel like most people underestimate how incredibly wealthy ranboo is 55
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@-memoryboyoak-8452منذ 3 سنوات Tubbo and Ranboo spamming L's
Me: trying not to die of choking on cake 40
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@milkjuulpod5144منذ 3 سنوات Sam: “Phil, I can’t give you a canonical get out of jail free card! That’s plot armor :(“
Also Sam: offers Ranboo a memory machine that will surely massively affect the plot more than Phil not in jail 3327
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@Mr.ButtersworthIIIمنذ 3 سنوات Alternative title: A Creeper wants iron but an Old man tries to scam whilst an enderman shows off how much iron he he’s and then the go out to an all out brawl 163
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@corporalanonymous4589منذ 3 سنوات When Tommy's orig dad is bullying Tommy's adopted dad: 116
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@ghostie5783منذ 3 سنوات Phil - trying to get lore favors
Sam - not letting it happen
Ranboo - giving Sam the sas with gen z energy 8
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@solidzz7549منذ 3 سنوات Ranboos best quote “ I don’t want to remember this” 47
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@fnafchannel3796منذ 3 سنوات It would of been funny if Philza said that one Urahara quote during the deal talk:
“Oh stop! I'm just a lowly-but-handsome merchant.” 40
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@YellowPeejمنذ 3 سنوات Philza DOES get to decide what minecraft funnies are.
After all, he DID invent minecraft. 683
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@littleg5664منذ 3 سنوات Ranboo standing there with iron blocks in each hand made me laugh so hard for some reason. 42
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@DahliaInPurpleمنذ 3 سنوات That get out of jail free card from the regular cells could’ve come in handy. Too bad Sam’s so. harsh. 13
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@breekinsbread9348منذ 3 سنوات "i don't want to remember this" IM FLYING SLAMAOSOS 35
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@vicissomeoneمنذ 3 سنوات And this, dear people, is why Sam took Ranboo’s last life 11
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@coconoisetteمنذ 3 سنوات Sam: Is there a redstone creation you lot want?
Phil: Machine who can tear down a prison in 10 minutes 8
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@Kate1natorمنذ 3 سنوات Alt title: ancient being harasses local prison warden
Edit: ah fuck y’all liked this one didncha 2413
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@eshaaannمنذ 3 سنوات Everyone looking at how they were arguing
Phil:puts a picture of his sons in his home 29
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@rigmaroulمنذ 3 سنوات i swear ranboo has the most concentrated sass in the igc- sometimes on stream he just kinda y e l s in chat 25
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@princess121900منذ 3 سنوات realized that Techno going into the prison is absolutely why Sam didn't give Phil anything to do with the prison, turns out it was for the lore the entire time XD 11
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@firstnamelastname8534منذ 3 سنوات Dream's escape plan: Bully Sam till he lets you escape. 34
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@mia_thebladeمنذ 3 سنوات Ranboo: “I’ll kill you!”
Sam: “You can’t kill me.”
Phil: “I would have died if he said ‘I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me!’ “
Me: Gets flashbacks of when he reacted to Tommy getting killed 19
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@erin8050منذ 3 سنوات It's a damn shame we don't have Ranboo's perspective on this. Just imagine the levels of pure, concentrated SASS. 618
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@bingus4214منذ 3 سنوات Sam's "steal from him and don't write it down" killed me 12
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@the_serotoninمنذ 3 سنوات I’m surprised a war wasn’t started over this based on the argument-turned-war ratio for this server 36
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@BluetheBirdمنذ 3 سنوات PHIL I CANNOT CANONICALLY GIVE YOU A GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD-
Dude I screenshoted that it, made me wheeze when this video came out- 34
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@bananasinfrenchمنذ 3 سنوات Oooh hey wait doesn't this centuries old thing kinda retroactively explain the character's fairly muted reaction to his son's death? He's id="hidden14" class="buttons"> been through it so much it still hurts, but he knows how to keep functional through it, or something like that? ....وسعت 54
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@iainclement4344منذ 3 سنوات The title should be "creeper don't know what iron blocks are" 40
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@peanutbuttergranolabar8901منذ 3 سنوات the sleepy bois kids are just so overprotective of phil, yet slaughter eachother with no remorse.
litterally the only thing that unites them is id="hidden15" class="buttons"> protecting phil & acknowledging the fact that tubbo is adorable
and maybe violence ....وسعت 1352
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@breekinsbread9348منذ 3 سنوات "you're the reason i've almost had villain arc twice in two days" LMFAOSOS true 7
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@girthyballs6698منذ 3 سنوات That get out of jail free card would of been real useful for techno right about now… 12
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@yaellevi5448منذ 3 سنوات
Ranboo: I INVOLVE MYSELF FOR COMEDY! 19
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@me_lefunnyfreak5366منذ 3 سنوات That get out of jail free card would have been mighty useful right about now 9
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@anonymousunknown310منذ 3 سنوات "I have ten days to bully you"
- Philza Minecraft 17
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@Vociferousمنذ 3 سنوات Ph1LzA: *Bully’s Sam*
Sam: Im seconds away from a creeper explosion 723
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@paige_hewyمنذ 3 سنوات I KNOW YOU PROBABLY WONT SEE THIS BUT . HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHILZA!! THANK YOU FOR BEING A DAD TO ALL OF US!!❤️❤️❤️ 17
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@Minecraftnerd-hx7jsمنذ 3 سنوات Ranboo the most resourceful of the 4 sons 6
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@meIIohiمنذ 3 سنوات " Get out of Jail free feels like plot armour "
HMMMMMMST 12
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@AnonymousGarlicBreadEnjoyerمنذ 3 سنوات After Sam stole Phil's child Tommy he wanted to get revenge, of bullying him 27
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@PeregrineDeeمنذ 3 سنوات the get out of jail free card hits different now. 6
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@s4m4chkaمنذ 3 سنوات His name is Ph1LzA Minecraft and he is quite old. He is married to a woman, and that is interesting 3548
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@littleg5664منذ 3 سنوات I was on Foolish's stream when that slap fight started and switched over to watch a bit of it before going to take a nap. God, that shit was so funny, id="hidden16" class="buttons"> and seeing the rest of it made it even better. Ranboo was out for blood. The mix of dumbassery and lore was just fantastic! ....وسعت 9
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@readingsme5633منذ 3 سنوات it's so wierd that Foolish said Soh Cah Toa in chat because that's what I'm currently learning in geometry. 10
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@navyoxمنذ 3 سنوات well. now we know what he wanted the "get out of jail free" card for. 4
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@WeeBelleمنذ 3 سنوات Phil "I don't need diamonds"
Ranboo with 2 stacks of blocks "POOR PERSON" 5
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@tonrio_منذ 3 سنوات GOT ME DYING XD "SURE GRANDPA GO BACK TO SLEEP" BAHAHHAHAHAHHAH 5
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@aviara4035منذ 3 سنوات i wonder how many things will make minecraft “1000% funnier” 15485
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@goodiegoodieplays1656منذ 3 سنوات Ranboo is like the gen z child defending his grandpa in a fight with another grandpa 4
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@kulvejiiva267منذ 3 سنوات Nobody:
Ranboo the moment anyone dies: L. 15
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@ShortAntمنذ 3 سنوات Alternative title: A grandpa and an enderman laugh at a creeper for 16 minutes 4
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@Moon-gn9pxمنذ 3 سنوات This is why we watch ranboo and philza 5
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@mitunnaمنذ 3 سنوات I just realized I’m older than Minecraft- 28
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@Levi-xo6loمنذ 3 سنوات Everyone: TOMMY HEY BUDDY HOW YA DOING THOSE ARE SOME NICE UH NICE TITLES YOU GOT THERE! IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMETHING WERE TO HAPPEN TO THEM 1225
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@Wowimsickمنذ 2 سنوات "i dont wanna remember this" was the most savage thing ive heard today lmao 2
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@iwilldefeatiwilldefeatbruh9751منذ 3 سنوات Pov: Philza is slowly transforming into tommyinnit 19
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@Enderkinght51منذ 3 سنوات Day 1 one of asking if Phil and techno can start a hardcore series 18
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@aubreywillis1726منذ 3 سنوات "Foolish: SOH CAH TOA" is KILLING me rn please 2
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@spiritualviolationمنذ 3 سنوات "i hope their enemies suffered greatly"
sam. one of phil's enemies is literally under your care while playing animal crossing with a robot you built. what do you THINK 6
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@CK-rf4ypمنذ 3 سنوات I love that when you add, 2 millenials, when one is canonically the age of around like how long earth was around. A creeper getting upset by another creeper, id="hidden18" class="buttons"> and a kid from gen z you get canonical and non-canonical chaos and havoc ....وسعت 4
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@ryanneticمنذ 3 سنوات Alternative Title: Dadza Tries To Teach His Little Kids How To Annoy & Bully Other Ppl. 6

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